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Jeffery Bezos 

The sexiest man alive, look at that bald head, you could never be him.
Oh my god they’re such a Jeffery bezos
Jeffery Bezos by BEEZnutzLIKAPP July 31, 2021

Jeffery Bezos 

I love Jeffery Bezos, I don't know how anyone couldn't!

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Jeffrey bezos 

A person who made Amazon and got a song named after him he is also so rich he could feed the entire world but don't
guy 1: hey man I'm rich
Guy 2:cool just don't become a Jeffrey bezos

Jeffrey Bezos 

Jeffrey Bezos is respectebaly the hottest rich guy and a superior bald man. He will hunt down anyone in his way and has a boppin' song. He has the smoothest, roundest, and shiniest head I've ever seen and created amazon.
That guy is bald he is Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos by Jickle my Pickle February 18, 2023

Jeffery Benzos 

excentric tech billionaire known for boofing money and xanax up his giant ass
if Jeffery Benzos put all his money up his ass he would need a really big ass
Jeffery Benzos by Ikonakore January 11, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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