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Jeff Blim 

A gremlin most known in his roles in Starkid productions, such as Trail To Oregon (which he wrote!) as the father, Holy Musical B@man! as Sweet Tooth, Twisted as Aladdin, and The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals as Mr Davidson and Sam. He has a scarily wide vocal range, he is 5'7, and he is 35 years old.
Person one: Jeff Blim frightens me.
Person two: How can such a small man have that much chaotic energy?
Person three: I agree, he needs to stop terrorizing Jon Matteson and Robert Manion}.
Jeff Blim by Albertdoesnteatglass October 17, 2019
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Jeff Blim 

Jeff Blim is an actor, singer, writer, composer, and lyricist. He is largely known for his work with Team Starkid, notably having performed in Holy Musical B@man, A Very Potter Senior Year, Twisted, Trail to Oregon, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, and Nightmare Time. He's written the music and lyrics for TGWDLM, Black Friday, Nightmare Time, and Trail to Oregon, as well as co-writing the book to Trail to Oregon with Nick and Matt Lang.
Some of his additional work largely includes playing Paul Gauguin in the musical Starry, playing Chuck and understudying Ren in the 2008 national tour of Footloose, and appearing as Jonah in Royalties, alongside many other smaller projects/shows. He also hosts a podcast with his friend Jon Matteson called Rim Tim Timmy's Fun Time Hour.
While having a more "chaotic" internet presence (mostly around 2016-2019), he's been leaning away from the chaotic persona and beginning to become more private, while still interacting with fans through 1-on-1 lessons and workshops through Artists and Beyond in 2020.
Person 1: Hey, do you know who Jeff Blim is?
Person 2: Of course! He wrote all of the music and lyrics for the Hatchetfield series, right?
Person 1: Yep! As well as the music in Trail to Oregon!
Jeff Blim by waterlillymiller November 10, 2020

Jeff Blim 

Jeffery Robert Blim has really big and sexy and hot and awesome and fat and huge and ginormous honkly donkly fat ass sex mount looking dysphoria crushing absolutely massive man titties.
P1: Wanna watch Twisted?
P2: Yeah, have you seen Jeff Blim as Aladdin?
P1: Yo, right, he has massive man-titties, right?
P2: Right, yeah, let's go
Jeff Blim by JeffBlimIsHot December 15, 2022

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Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008