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To masturbate, especially with semen spraying all over the place.
I saw my dog jeech off last evenin'.

That sucks shitass yo.
Jeech Off by Meering1 November 29, 2010
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Known as a "God" like person,Jenchy is preferably brown.Very handsome,knows what he is talking about most of the time.When he likes someone he gives them crap to show love.If you meet a Jenchy in your lifetime,Keep him close he'll bring happy times.
Wow,I meet Jenchy couple days ago,but he's so wise it's like he's known me for AGES!
Jenchy by God's uncle August 20, 2010
Very mental. The most mental of its kind! Super dirty minded and loves 69
Jeechong kissed a frog
jeechong by Jeechong April 23, 2022
(verb) to jeech: another word for jacking off. noun form doubles as synonym for cum.
Verb- Dude, don't jeech off in my bathroom.

Noun- I got jeech all over my pants!
Jeech by dahnt January 29, 2010
oh shit did ya see that rat there he is jeechee
jeechee by jeecheeeeeee April 20, 2018

jeehyong 

A fucking gay boi who will always want to fuck with you
Matt is such a jeehyong
jeehyong by Incognite 76 April 23, 2020
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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