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Jedi mind fuck 

Upon talking to somebody about an uncomfortable topic, they deftly and without notice change the topic. You don't realize this has occurred for minutes, or even days.
Person 1: Could you give the answers to this homework assignment?

Person 2: OMG! Did you hear about the new Harry Potter movie? Who do you think is the sexiest?

Person 1: Oh, definitely Ron! The way he... {blah, blah, blah}

Hours later...
Person 1: What a minute! I never got my homework done!! I've been jedi mind fucked!!
Jedi mind fuck by nerdgurl July 16, 2009

Jedi Mind Fuck 

Term used when confusion sets in or being confused by another person.
Yo Dog! Tyrell put da jedi mind fuck on him's ol' lady Leticia 'bout that other ho he doin.
Jedi Mind Fuck by Trixterjim June 8, 2005

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck 

Vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck= when your woman uses her pussy to fuck your mind and the time space continuum up, leaving you paralyzed.
Dude, me and the girlfriend were arguing last night, then she pulled the vaginal Vulcan Jedi mind fuck on me, I'm out $600 bucks.

Jedi-mind fucking 

Doing Keegle exercises while metaphisically meditating on another person and them feeling or sharing the energy
Is Jedi-mind fucking with someone other than your spouse cheating or is is just fantasy roll playing the field?
Jedi-mind fucking by T4T2P4T January 4, 2022
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026