jeb bush it

"Jeb Bush it!" is an exclamation one yells out when one realizes that a contest has been rigged.

2000 Presidential Election ...

AL GORE: "Jeb Bush it!"

by Shelly Bozdog August 10, 2006

Jeb Bush

Governor of Florida, whose older brother's stupidity blew any chance of him being president.

Real name is John Ellis Bush, but he goes by "Jeb" in an effort to pretend he's not an Eastern prep school twit.

Jeb Bush got married to cover up his homosexuality.

by Bashman September 03, 2008

Jeb Bush

a joke

Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
Friend: sure
Me: knock knock
Friend: who's there?
Me: Jeb failed
Friend: Jeb failed who?
Me: Jeb Failed you

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Jeb Bushing

The act of being a tremendously low energy guy (or gal)

Bae can't get out of bed at a reasonable hour because she Jeb Bushing it.

by Lowenenergyguy January 05, 2019

Jeb Bush

Noun: Something that seems promising but turns out to be a total letdown.

This triple layer chocolate cake looks like it will make an amazing dessert! *after three disappointing bites* Nope, it was just a Jeb Bush.

by MakeAmericaBushAgain January 26, 2017

Jeb Bush

Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.

That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Jeb Bush

a penis so small, it doesn't extend further than one's pubic hair (flaccid or firm)

"You don't want a booty call with Johnny, he's got a Jeb Bush down there."

by JDUB in LA June 25, 2015