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Jealene is the name given to women that are amazing all the time. This multiplies when they have children, and they essentially become Super Woman but in mom form.
See that jealene over there, I wish I was as awesome of a mom as she is, she has that down!
jealene by SharkKing2011 December 19, 2016
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A hot girl who can pull almost anyone. A jalene is very smart and is loved by everyone.Jalene's are very hardworking and won't stop something until it's finished.
dang is that a jalene
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She’s the best friend you could bever lose and the funniest girl. Once you find a Jelene you better not lose her or you will be heart broken. She’s so beautiful caring and kind. She’s the best person you’ll ever meet
Jelene is the best girl ever
jelene by FlyLikeAnEagle March 26, 2018
She is a human duh. She will always be there and is mostly friends with a sophia. But of course she is a fun loving person. Her fav colors are mostly yellow and purple. Her fav sport is prob track. Her soul is probably pink but who knows. Everyone wants to be around her. If someone liked her she would probably freak out. <3 shes just amazing!
Jake: OMG! Thats jaelene i wish i could be friends with her.
Jayden: Ya shes so hot!
Jake: Dont say that around her though she would probable slap you!
Jayden: -in head: damn-
jaelene by a dinosaur with dreams! December 20, 2018

jezalene 

She is the most beautiful person you will ever meet (inside and out). She is an amazing friend and girlfriend - she just doesn’t know it. She will never fail to make you laugh and cry at the same time for different reasons (if you know, you know). She cares a lot about everyone. Indecisive as all heck tho. She’s also a huge mEME, gives off the most BDE out of anyone you’ll ever meet, and is the biggest crackhead ever. We love her for it.
I wish I had a Jezalene in my life that would cook up some spicy memes!
jezalene by Horsegirl3000 July 21, 2019
A jalene is a really out going person with a 100/10 rbf. She is also a really fun person to tease .
Teacher : can we do the head count to find out who’s late

Students : ITS JALENE
Jalene by GreenDaymeetsinstantnoodles February 15, 2019

Jerlenely 

Adjective.

1) taking a very long time to do something very simple
2) Never picking up the phone
3) The act of ditching your friends
4) The act of making unnecessary risk assessments of their relationship. (ie. what do we do when we break up and have an argument?)
Hey! Stop being so Jerlenely!
Jerlenely by It'sAJerlenelyThing December 10, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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