Jarfington

One who is a parasite or embarrassment to humanity or life on earth itself. Usually this being is described as "chartinfer".
Omg! Larry just called Betty a jarfington! Monkeys are shook!
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HMU

Hit Me Up is a term used to state of ask someone to contact you via text or call, sometimes email.
I'm super bored! HMU because I'm lonely and need someone to talk to.
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