Jazzgasm

The type of jazz music that is so timeless, so soothing, so mind-blowing, that it sends you literally to another world.

Jazzgasm-inducing sounds of...

"Anastasia" by Stefano di Battista

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgFSK5ZpBI

by yeason2008 May 1, 2009

Jazzgasm

a involuntary body spasm (stinky cheese face, gesticulating, loud outbursts, etc.) which occurs when listening to a jazz song so mindblowingly tight, cool, high, screaming, or any combination of the 4, etc.

The intro to Sir Duke was so intense, I had a major jazzgasm.

by saxface14 October 28, 2012

Jazzgasm

An involuntary bodily response to hearing incredible jazz resulting in motions and vocalizations similar to those of an orgasm.

The smooth tones of Kenny G caused the the man to jazzgasm violently and loudly.

by Genny K April 27, 2012

Jizzgasmic

A highly pleasing feeling, or something that looks amazingly good.

OMG his face is Jizzgasmic.
Hot Shakeaholics are jizzgasmic

by sexymalteaser January 16, 2010

jizzgasm

shooting jizzy streams out of the pen0r during a state of heightened sexual pleasure. jizzgasms are usually accompanied by groans and/or convulsions and could be a result of mansechs, buttsechs, or any other type of sechs. (see also, snoodling and felching)

i just busted a redonkulous, gigantic jizzgasm al in that bitchs mouth and hair, and now she better get some spermicide in that shit or her little jailbait cumguzzling jizzpuppet cockflute is gonna have some fucking sperm in her bloodstream, BEEEATCH!

by gdk cockgleamer September 29, 2005

jizzgasm

A large expulsion of male ejaculate, orgasm.

I jizzgasmed all over that slut-ass ho's face, dawg.

by Tyson Holstein April 24, 2003

Jizzgasm

to jizz like a wildebeest during an orgasm; sometimes referred to as dropping a bucket of white paint

*after a jizzgasm* dude did somebody drop a bucket of white paint? ummm....yeah. They went....that way. O_O better go get them. o.O...>.>....o.e......BITCH GO GET THEM!

by Chuck Lee Bobby February 8, 2010