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JAYWICK SKY

Jaywick Sky is a term used to describe the satellite television capabilities of people who live in jaywick or generally have no money and cant afford a package upgrade regardless of their location.Generally the Sky system will have only access to the worst channels and maybe the odd pre-watershed porn chat.People in Jaywick are used to bad conditions and having no amenities like heat,water,food,sky etc and therefore have no problem recieving such poor televisual fare
Has this tv got Sky Sports or you just have the jaywick Sky package ??
JAYWICK SKY by Troy_Tempest January 18, 2009
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To jaywalk across a street to get to McD's faster.
That dude will jaymick across the freeway to get his bigmac.
jaymick by theorious November 7, 2012
Jayric is a charming handsome young man, whom is witty and loves to make people laugh.

He is caring and kind, but don't get it twisted he has the attitude of Satan and will tear you apart in 2.5 seconds.

Jayric's are rare and if you are lucky enough to know a Jayric you should hold onto them, because their loyalty is beyond compare.
" I met a Jayric once, yes I am that lucky."
jayric by JacquiDaniels December 21, 2014

Jazzician 

Someone who likes the boys. Someone who described themselves as a "Jazzician" doesn't necessarily enjoy jazz music, but rather hanging around schools at lunchtime, wearing assless leather chaps.
"We were going to go to the pub with Ian, but he was busy as it was lunchtime and he was being a Jazzician.
A village in Essex, UK that is famous for being the biggest dump in the entire country. The place is full of crackheads that live in abandoned sheds that look like they are being held up by tent poles and pritt stick. The place has lots of old crap just littered in backyards and has abandoned rusty cars from the 1980s as well as all sorts of ancient mouldy furniture just dumped outside peoples homes. The place literally looks like a slum. Half the buildings are abandoned and are all boarded up and have a rotten roof.
Don't visit Jaywick in Essex it's 100% a dump!
Jaywick by LordJenal March 30, 2022
A very intellectual being apart of the human species. People given the name "Jaynica" are the smartest but shortest person in their friend group. They are very elegant and graceful. They can also be defined as a potato. They cry over dogs and is an over achiever. They enjoy listening to Toxic by Brittney Spears. Every Jaynica that you will come across will have a certain romantic feeling towards Grant Gustin. Many people will also mispronounce her name.
"Jaynica was staring at the Grant Gustin poster hung in her room today, she is quite odd"
jaynica by nica pika September 22, 2020