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boyfriend: *sniffs* eugh! babe, did you just fucking queef?!

girlfriend: no sorry, that was just a nasty jay are
jay are by lilretard69 November 27, 2021
Youtuber who makes stupid videos on how to do stuff, like work on cars, fix cell phones, and sometimes his fat ass tries to beat food challenges. Most of the time failing but sometimes he succeeds. His tagline which he repeats at the end of all his videos is : Seize the day each and everyday.
He guys its me are jay i'm gonna try to beat the crave case challenge by eating all the hamburgers/sliders while working on this car.
are jay by why im telling November 10, 2013

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed 

Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed. Now I know my ABC’s. Next time won’t you sing with me?

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed 

"tell me the alphabet"
"ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed"
JayAre is soft spoken. They’re the kind of friend who will be there for you no matter what, always encourage you and have witty banter with you. They are a poet at heart, seeing the deeper meaning to things and are always a safe place to keep secrets. They have a sassy side and love to listen to drama.
“Wow, JayAre is so introspective.”
“My friend JayAre is the best, they’re my ride or die.”
“Ugh, I need to vent. I need a JayAre.”
JayAre by draegonfly November 22, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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