The Jawffle is a sandwich created in Shrewsbury Massachusetts by a group of crazy kids. One in particular. The Jawffle is a Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich, but instead of white bread...The two slices are replaced with 2 Eggo Waffles fresh from the toaster, so that the peanut Butter is melted.

Easy Steps to make a Jawffle: When you make your eggo waffle...take two instead. Toast them to golden perfection. Instead of your regular toppings, Choose Peanut Butter on one, and Jelly on the other.

Get Creative with it.

Jawffle by FnFruity June 22, 2009

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Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end

1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs

Jarful Of Assorted Creams by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009

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Jawfloor

The next level of amazement from jawdrop to the point your jaw creates a crater in the ground below you. Usually used in action stars.

*Boy*: Hey, you wanted to send me those pics of you?
*Girl*: Sure thing, here they are.
*Boy*: *Jawfloor* That's frigging amazing!

Jawfloor by sunshadow7 January 5, 2009

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jawnful

adj. Someone who is attractive or is performing attractive activities.

"Cameron is so jawnful"

"Cameron's nike tech hoodie makes him look so jawnful"

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jawnful

adj. An extremely hot person who is jaw-droppingly beautiful

"Cameron thought he looked good with his new cut, but Taylor's was jawnful in comparison"

"Cameron would ask every day if he was jawnful - if only he knew he was the most jawnful looking man in the world

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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