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Jaspers - What people from the country call wasps or bees.
" Watch out for the Jaspers!!!"
"Them Jaspers gonna sting you"
" Bloody Jaspers in my Pint"
Jaspers by BestBowden September 3, 2009
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A very British term for breasts/boobs/tits.
World Cup. Girl fan is shown on screen: "Get your Jaspers out for the lads!"
Jaspers by l4yercke July 11, 2018
Human sex-balls. Danglies.
"Open wide darlin', I've got a hankering to dunk my jaspers!"
jaspers by D. Finer November 29, 2006
The best bar to get your drink on in Lompoc, Ca.
My friends and I were at Jaspers till last call.
Jaspers by GMC13 October 27, 2007

Jaspers punch 

A cat jumps on its back to legs and gets on of its paws and throws it forward.
My cat was in a fight and used the move jaspers punch.
Jaspers punch by Yispa April 21, 2021

Jaspers booty hole 

It’s a dark void that is very pleasing at first but leads down to a very dark and scary place the further you go the scarier so I recommend you go back when you can but if you are too far down best of luck to you brotha but other than that it’s like walking in universal finding little Easter eggs and a suprise every nook and cranny
I just got lost in jaspers booty hole

Soggy Jaspers 

When are group of young men get a cat, preferably named Jaspers,and chase him around the house trying to bust a nut on it. This game may take up to a week to be completed but the winner receives a well deserved soggy Miyagi.
me steve and karl played a 48 hour game of soggy jaspers last week.
Soggy Jaspers by Soggy Jaspers December 25, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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