jarrhed 

Jarrhed is a really dumb but loveable kind of person be has a good sense of humour and will be up to do and go out for absolutely no reason its always great to have a jarrhed around even though his name isn't spelt like others he is special some say he has big di*k but that's for people to figure out for themselves and the best part about him he'll never leave your side because who else wants him and also what else would he be doing going out with a girlfriend

"That guy gets no bitches he must be a jarrhed"

"He answers about 80% of the time must be a jarrhed"

jarrhed by Smeggsey_brandoman July 16, 2022

Pulling A Jarred 

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

Pulling A Jarred by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

pull a jarred 

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event

"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"

pull a jarred by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017

Jarred

Man with a great personality, extremely good looking, with a nice body. Tends to keep quiet about his life, but takes the time to care about others. Down to Earth, very easy to talk to. Making people laugh is just part of his nature. Very respectful. Hands down one of the greatest guys I've ever met. Only downfall is he tends to find people who doesn't appreciate his full potential or worth.

You think your man is great, until you meet Jarred

Jarred by Wonder.Woman* March 17, 2011

dirty jarred 

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

dirty jarred by DrinkinBro December 31, 2016

jam jarred 

when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.

Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro

jam jarred by swiggityswoogy November 19, 2015

Jarred

-Coolest guy around
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him

Guy 1 - "That guy seems cool"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he has to be a Jarred"

Jarred by Coolkid1425 December 3, 2013