jankliment

Simply put... a backhanded compliment.

You bear a striking resemblance to my best friend Wes. But he's ugly.

Thanks for the jankliment!

You're powers are amazing....I see your powers have grown and you've mastered the power of moving your fingers with only your mind!
Thanks your jankliment is appreciated!

by benjiboy64 June 10, 2015

Jonpliment

Named after a very friendly sports coach. When someone gives you a compliment that is not intentionally creepy but seems to sound inappropriate or odd. If it is said by the wrong person (i.e. an older male/female in a authoritative position) the results can be horrendous.

In terms of a swimmer/diver

Jonpliment: "Hey, you looked good in the water today."

What they really mean: "You swam well today."

Sounds like: "You looked sexy today."

by M! December 9, 2008