Jamming Out

To take a complimentary grape jelly packet and use it as lube.

At breakfast last week Thomas stuffed his pockets full of the complimentary grape jelly packets knowing he was out at home, and his lover Kimberly had spent the whole morning in anticipation of some passionate Jamming Out time.

Jamming Out by TerryPorter August 10, 2010

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jammin out

1. when you and your friends hang out, rock out, etc.
2. when a person, preferably a hard-core rocker, gets onstage and totally kicks butt at playing the guitar or drums.
3. when a person makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich and loads all of the jelly in the jar onto his/her sandwhich, and bites into the sandwhich, an the jam falls on his lap and they don't know it.

* man, we are totally jammin' out!!! let's rock!!

*man, you totally jammed out onstage tonight! let's go get drunk and reminisce!

*man, i totally spilled all of the jelly on my lap! now i can say im totallyjammin out!

jammin out by Sammiekins91 September 22, 2007

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Jimming Out

Bailing Jimming out is the action of not showing up to an event after being invited, not only by not attending, but by giving the intentional false impression that the person(s) involved have every intention of attending, then by having no regard for all parties initiated prior, cease all contact until next day where excessive excuses will follow.

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He's said he's coming to the party but he always jims out so don't get your hopes up kid.

I can't believe you're Jimming Out AGAIN.

Jimming Out by hatesXgettingXjimmed January 1, 2012

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Jammin' out with my clam out.

Jammin' out with my clam out, is the female version of Rockin' out with my cock out.

1. Steve- Tonight at the concert, I'll be rockin' out with my cock out!
2. Becky- And i'll be jammin' out with my clam out.!

Jammin' out with my clam out. by T.J.P December 17, 2008

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Jammin Out

To play a car stereo system with subwoofers to the point of clipping while out on the road around others no matter if they approve of it or not, esp the cops.

Maing he made everyone at the red light roll up their windows to try to avoid his beat but there was truly no escape, he was really jammin out.

Jammin Out by ThaBlockBuster August 19, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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