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james kirk 

Completely up himself. Thinks loads of people liek him. Fancies helena, but she really hates him. Knifes stuff, stares at people he likes, can be considered creepy.
'Whos that whos staring at you from 3 inches?' - Oh thats Kirk
james kirk by Person 1 April 30, 2005

james t. kirk

The very essence of all that ever has been or ever will be awesome; the man.
Dude, anybodyan suck my balls, nobody will ever be as cool as James Tiberius Kirk!
james t. kirk by Son of Mogh August 22, 2004

Jameskirk 

A convicted midget sex offender, currently working for the florida ranger services preventing bears from stealing picnic baskets.
Jameskirk really enjoyed that one legged midget stripper..
Jameskirk by AEAdmiralKirk April 13, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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