jamaician house guest 

the jamaican house guest is when a girl is riding a guy, and suddenly a random jamaician enters the room, squats over the guy, and shits on his chest, then leaves without saying a word

"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."

"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John

jamaician house guest by Gay 69 May 23, 2008

Jamaican Houseguest 

Slang term for receiving oral sex backward (so the butt is above the eyes) from a woman and defacating on her forehead/eyes while this happens.

Dude, she was sucking him off and he totally Jamaican Houseguested her face!

Jamaican Houseguest by Nast-E August 21, 2007