jam sandwhich

Police vehical In the West Midlands, yellow, blue & white controlled by a dickhead.

"Shit man that me?"
"Fuck you got the lights"
"Im gone, takin the chase"
"Dust him kid"

engine revs 2nd gear tears away hes thrapin It.

by El Cholo March 4, 2004

THE Jam Sandwhich

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery

John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)

by Grace Walker August 30, 2019

THE Jam Sandwhich

The Jam Sandwhich is something you'll never forget,
a sexual secret lost in time, everyone knows but they don't at the same time
ask a girl and she'll uncover this mystery

John; *whispering* babe, gimme the jam sandwhich
Barbra; oh you dirty boy, come here ;)

by Grace Walker August 30, 2019

jam sandwich

Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.

Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!

by A Piece Of Poo April 24, 2006

Off my jam sandwich

When you're utterly munted

(Mate 1) I was off my jam sandwich last night

(Mate 2) Yeah you were silly fucking hell get away from me

by Jam sandwich November 26, 2018

Almond butter and jam sandwich

The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"

Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.

Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?

Guy: Hells yeah.

by rawrgirly1998 November 18, 2011

A Jam Sandwich

The act of scooping out dried period blood from a two day old corpse and placing it delicately between two slices of bread (brand of your choosing) then scoffing it like a mad-man. Yum- yum.

"Nigel, Do you want to try A Jam sandwich. It's scrumptious."

"No"

by Poop sniffer 3000 November 26, 2013