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jalking
somewhere between a fast walk and a jog. Often people practise this while crossing roads or while running late, but of course there not really running.
tends to be used as a person constantly drifts between walking and jogging. Often the person is large or unfit
tends to be used as a person constantly drifts between walking and jogging. Often the person is large or unfit
Jaloin
jew-loin
adjective:
1. a person who is mean or a "troll"
2. a person that takes ten mins or more to reply to every message you send them
3. an ignorant person that thinks he/she knows everything but doesn't know anything about the subject.
4. newfag
adjective:
1. a person who is mean or a "troll"
2. a person that takes ten mins or more to reply to every message you send them
3. an ignorant person that thinks he/she knows everything but doesn't know anything about the subject.
4. newfag
1.
them- coolstory bro
you- your a jaloin. kthxbai
2.
them- hey
you- whats up
*half an hour later*
them- nothing wbu
you- gtg jaloin bai.
3.
you- newfags can't triforce
them- i can
you-k do it -.-
them- *fails*
you-.... jaloin
them- coolstory bro
you- your a jaloin. kthxbai
2.
them- hey
you- whats up
*half an hour later*
them- nothing wbu
you- gtg jaloin bai.
3.
you- newfags can't triforce
them- i can
you-k do it -.-
them- *fails*
you-.... jaloin
Jaloin by teh bauwce July 20, 2011
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