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jew-loin

adjective:

1. a person who is mean or a "troll"

2. a person that takes ten mins or more to reply to every message you send them

3. an ignorant person that thinks he/she knows everything but doesn't know anything about the subject.

4. newfag
1.
them- coolstory bro
you- your a jaloin. kthxbai

2.
them- hey
you- whats up
*half an hour later*
them- nothing wbu
you- gtg jaloin bai.

3.
you- newfags can't triforce
them- i can
you-k do it -.-
them- *fails*
you-.... jaloin
Jaloin by teh bauwce July 20, 2011

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab
connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor
Related Words
Jaloin Jalin Jalaina jalon jaloni Jalina jaleina jalinda Jalino jalking

Jaboinya 

A tourist. Very clueless, normally seen in tourist traps such as theme parks, famous restaurants, souvenir shops,
You will find many Jaboinyas at Disneyland.

You see a bunch of Jaboinyas in New York Times Square.

I saw a bunch of Jaboinyas in my area, eating at the Mexican food truck.
Jaboinya by NowwwwYouuuuKnowwww January 24, 2017
Jalping is the act of approaching stranger and begging for money/a square/crack/etc. The demand for capital is often accompanied by some bunk story about how they got jumped by ten homies on the North Side, one of their relatives catching the bubonic plague and needing money, or how they need gas to get to the next big town.
"Hey man, let me tell you a story man. My brother and I were delivering cupcakes to the Orphans when we saw a vet clinic on fire so we ran in on down there and saved all the kittens but my brother died and the cupcakes burned man. I was wondering if you could give me $1.25 so I can gets some more cupcakes man."

"Get out of here man, you're just jalping"
Jalping by J. Freeman May 19, 2006
Is Amazing Handsome, Strong, Tall, Sexy, and dark skin. His brown eyes are captivating and his smile is intoxicating with the Sexiest Deep voice your ears will ever hear. Is the Best man (if your Lucky enough) to have Love you. Making your heartbeat like no one ever has. Everyone wants to be his friend and every girl Dreams of being his girlfriend.
One look back at my dark Sexy Jalon with his surfboard in hand always takes this American's girls breath away and leaves me speechless in love..
Jalon by Im_thegoat March 5, 2018
Jalon is very athletic and smart. Jalon also is very loyal no matter what's going on. You can count on Jalon for anything
Jalon is daddy to everyone.
Jalon by gp3116 July 16, 2017
A smart, funny, kind, goofy, and gorgeous girl. She’s got beautiful wavy hair, she loves music, iced coffee, and good food. Her laugh is contagious and she can brighten any room she’s in. She plays a bunch of sports and loves talking about them. She also loves talking to people and makes friends easily. You’d be lucky to call this girl your friend.
Oh my gosh that girl is such a Jalaina.

Her hair is just gorg!
Jalaina by DogLover1384 February 1, 2023