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Jakeing Off 

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.
Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.
Jakeing Off by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Jaking off 

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate
Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off
Jaking off by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Janeing Off 

If it's being preformed on a man it would be Jacking Off. When a ladys being pleased that would be Janeing Off.
If you'd spend more time Janeing Off
then Jacking Off. Her smile would be bigger.
Janeing Off by Fredjones9503 December 26, 2021

Jaking Off 

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.
"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

Jukeing off

When someone drives off in a nissan juke
Wow you see wyatt jukeing off
Jukeing off by Zay37373737 May 28, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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