Jakeing Off

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Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

Jakeing Off by Gayqui June 11, 2006

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Jakeing Off

The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.

Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.

Jakeing Off by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009

Related Words

Jakeing Off • Jaking off • Janeing Off • Jukeing off • Jakeing • Jakeing out • Jake-ing it • Jaking • jaking it • Jaceing

Jaking off

The act of leaving a public place, i.e. school, for an extended period of time to masturbate

Dude where's Jake he's been gone for like an hour.
Oh he's probably jaking off

Jaking off by afhgfnbt January 6, 2009

Janeing Off

If it's being preformed on a man it would be Jacking Off. When a ladys being pleased that would be Janeing Off.

If you'd spend more time Janeing Off
then Jacking Off. Her smile would be bigger.

Janeing Off by Fredjones9503 December 26, 2021

Jaking Off

The act of jerking off at a friend's house.

"Wow look at him, he is Jaking Off at my house!"

Jaking Off by dickinarounddickonson January 23, 2015

Jukeing off

When someone drives off in a nissan juke

Wow you see wyatt jukeing off

Jukeing off by Zay37373737 May 28, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026