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A cool kid with a sick mind and is amazing at baseball.
Dude, he is such a jake w.
jake w by lakerfan14 November 22, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
A boy that usually resembles a worm,
They usually are a bash at maths but let you copy of their work
Jake W by Im a ant October 7, 2020
Ginger KB112
Date to vapeshop
Jakes are shit at fortnite and get sad when they get a c1
Jake W by KB112KB113 February 5, 2022

Jake Webber 

An amazing guy with a smile that brights up the whole world in a second.
Jake Webber by Jake Webber Fan April 11, 2019

Jake Webber 

Known for his vines and being Elton’s replacement in the Trap House. His brand is called ‘No Name’ but clearly he has a name, it’s Jake... from State Farm... at 3AM (I’m sorry I had to do that last part)
Fan: Hey have you heard of Jake Webber?
Obsessive Fan: Sorry I only know No Name
Jake Webber by Jaydenxx July 21, 2019

jake wazz waring 

A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
jake wazz waring by hornets 4 lyf January 13, 2013

Jake Williams 

A small retard, gay, small pee pee
Jake Williams is a little retard
Jake Williams by dOsH BuRtOn September 20, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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