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A loving bf who cares about you and is loyal asf. Ge cares and doesn’t talk to any other bitches
me: you of a jahshel?
Keisha: hell yea they are the best
jahshel by playboiuncovered March 7, 2022
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on jahskellini 

Similar to the phrase On Jah. Which is used to confirm you are serious in a situation. However, swearing on jahskellini is used on much more formal occasions for serious matters. Can also be used as a way to confirm something someone has said if asked as a question
Guy 1: "Nigga my grandma just fucking died"
Guy 2: "On jahskellini??"

Jahsehlowegangfaxs 

A statement that contains factual information. Similar in definition to “no cap.”
Guy 1: “ That chick twerks on dick”
Guy 2: “ on jahsehlowegangfaxs?”
Guy 1: “yeah bro no cap!”
Jahsehlowegangfaxs by Gangskeet January 13, 2020

jashelle 

an awsome,sweet,beutiful,perfect girl that is very loving and awesome. if you ever meet a jashelle, take amazing care of her. try not to loose her. she’s very special.
I just met jashelle! she’s amazing!!<3
jashelle by maybe.dani.ii November 21, 2021

jayshell 

a fat guy who loves food
hes a jayshell
jayshell by jayshell September 26, 2018
Jahsel is the sweetest and most beautiful girl on the planet, at times she feels like everyone around her is completely useless and she has to do everything herself but she can handle it because she is such a bad bitch!... Jahsel will melt people's hearts in an instant boy or girl. If you ever meet a Jahsel, just know you have been blessed with a sight of a beautiful angel.
guy: "that girl is ridiculously Hot"
guy 2: "that girl is a Jahsel.
jahsel by liloloverr March 21, 2022
Man he suck booty butt fr
jahsiel:uh oh i stinky
jahsiel by man what May 11, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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