Some kid who "went pro" at Fortnite but for some reason didn't sign the contract. He tends to leave for weeks on end after being made fun of once.
Guy: Yeah then he just left.
Guy2: And all you said was "you'll never go pro at Fortnite"?
Guy: Yep. Then he mentioned something called 90's, Idk he was probably meth.
Guy2: That sounds like a jaggoblivion
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.