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JACOB OGDEN

A complete and utter disappointment who won’t get a girl because he’s still in love with a girl who made him lick her bloody vagina
Look at that bloke a girl is all over him and wants to have sex with him but he’s not doing anything, god he’s such a Jacob Ogden
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.
I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden
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Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself
Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out
by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020
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