JACOB OGDEN

A complete and utter disappointment who won’t get a girl because he’s still in love with a girl who made him lick her bloody vagina

Look at that bloke a girl is all over him and wants to have sex with him but he’s not doing anything, god he’s such a Jacob Ogden

JACOB OGDEN by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

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jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

jacob ogden by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

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Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself

Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out

Jacob ogdenitus by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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