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jacks dad 

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abandoning dad who leaves you for some fine granny fanny
jacks dad is where
jacks dad by TheFlabbernator April 25, 2017
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Jacks Dad 

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When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.
My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.
Jacks Dad by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021
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Jacks Dad 

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When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead
My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad
Jacks Dad by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021
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Jacks Dad 

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When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.
My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad
Jacks Dad by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021
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Jacks Hot Dad 

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A really hot fat man who owns a tech company
Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad
Jacks Hot Dad by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020
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I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me. 

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I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.
I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.
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Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad 

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Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.

He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.
Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*
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