by Mike January 9, 2004
by daboss43 March 26, 2012
The state of an automobile when changing one's own tire, probably on the side of the road with a jack.
by Rev. Sully May 25, 2007
Danielle: "Did you here that Allie got jacked up at the party last night?!"
Eliana: "OMG!!! What a slut!"
Eliana: "OMG!!! What a slut!"
by dickonfire July 29, 2016
jacked up is used to describe a time framed situation, item, behavior or comment that is wrong, foul, ugly and or damaged. it is the foundational description of understanding that nothing is going to move, go well, work or prosper unless immediate action is taken or the course of behavior changes direction.
candy: who invited that mess to the party? she is so jacked up.
dave: shhhsh! be cool, that's the bosses daughter-i'm dating her.
officer: your friend over there told us you are the owner of the paraphenilia, is that correct?
suspect: man, that is so jacked up, it's his.
shelly: i heard terese's mom is going out with her ex boyfriend sean!
clare: ew! poor teresa, that is so jacked up for her mom to do that!
student one: then the professor said he was cutting my grade for missing five days
student two: you need to take that to the board bro-he is jacked up!
mom: did you get the laundry washed?
son: no, the washer's all jacked up
mark: bro, i lost your keys last night after the party and don't know where your car is.
jeff: dude, you are jacked up, that is so wrong
amber: for real, the only place i could find to get sick was in the hall closet-for real, the bathroom was locked.
monica: amber, for real, that is so jacked up. if i were you i would not tell anyone else. she is still grounded for having the party and wants to know who got her busted for boones farm yak on her mom's linens.
tom: i got her number when he wasn't looking
brandon: man, i told you don't go there- he jacked up the last guy that went after his woman real bad. dude still can't smile right.
driver on phone: my tire is flat and i have my car jacked up without a spare.
tow truck/vehicle repair dispatcher: that's jacked up-we'll send someone right out.
dave: shhhsh! be cool, that's the bosses daughter-i'm dating her.
officer: your friend over there told us you are the owner of the paraphenilia, is that correct?
suspect: man, that is so jacked up, it's his.
shelly: i heard terese's mom is going out with her ex boyfriend sean!
clare: ew! poor teresa, that is so jacked up for her mom to do that!
student one: then the professor said he was cutting my grade for missing five days
student two: you need to take that to the board bro-he is jacked up!
mom: did you get the laundry washed?
son: no, the washer's all jacked up
mark: bro, i lost your keys last night after the party and don't know where your car is.
jeff: dude, you are jacked up, that is so wrong
amber: for real, the only place i could find to get sick was in the hall closet-for real, the bathroom was locked.
monica: amber, for real, that is so jacked up. if i were you i would not tell anyone else. she is still grounded for having the party and wants to know who got her busted for boones farm yak on her mom's linens.
tom: i got her number when he wasn't looking
brandon: man, i told you don't go there- he jacked up the last guy that went after his woman real bad. dude still can't smile right.
driver on phone: my tire is flat and i have my car jacked up without a spare.
tow truck/vehicle repair dispatcher: that's jacked up-we'll send someone right out.
by redskin creek August 5, 2008
To get jacked up: to satisfy your need for Jack Bauer by watching several hours of the TV show 24, causing you to become jumpy and paranoid.
by Chris 'BKS' June 23, 2005
1In the early nineties Tyson's game was nuthin. him vers Evander and Tyson would get Jacked Tha fuck Up
2AS the wanksta walked down the street he proceeded to be jacked up by some1's crew.
2AS the wanksta walked down the street he proceeded to be jacked up by some1's crew.
by hatabitchsmacka February 6, 2004