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A threat to society

That man Jack Wessel is a threat!

jack wessel by What?!wow February 17, 2022

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Jack weasel

A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.

Def. You know im always giving it to you.

But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.

Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?

You know im always making you work.

Jack weasel by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019

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jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.

She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.

jack out the weasel by senior jota April 10, 2023

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Jackweasel

A jerk. A person who acts foolish, rude, tarded, and or like a butthole. Not nice, not considerate.

I do not want to hang out with a jackweasel.

Jackweasel by Carla Rae November 28, 2007

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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