An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a
Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the
Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the
cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean
prison, Drew found himself being the
unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the
US Nuclear program."