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Jack reacher 

Jack reacher is a type of name like John Doe, it is used to describe a short gay man who thinks he is tougher then everyone and considers himself to be a "badass" and try's to itimidate everyone when know one takes him serious
Tim: did you see that blantantly homosexual man trying to start a fight
Fred: yea he's a regular jack reacher

Austin: I can't believe that short gay guy tried to fight me
Dave: I know, what a jack reacher

Kevin: did you hear about that gay midget trying to itimidate the police ?
Tyler: ha, yea just another jack reacher
Jack reacher by HeathHeart53 December 20, 2012

Jack Reacher 

Protagonist and titular character of a series of crime-thriller novels by Lee Child. An ex-military policeman, a drifter who can be distinguished by his height (6"5') and physique. Has a relationship in virtually every book and his brother, Joe, works for the Treasury Department and deals in breaking up counterfeit operations. Reacher earned a ton of medals during his time in the military and is the only non-marine to win the Wimbledon Cup in shooting. Often finds himself dealing with all sorts of bad guys and the authorities.
Police Officer 1: Who the fuck is that?
Police Officer 2: It's Jack Reacher. One hell of a military policeman.
Police Officer 1: Bring him in for questioning. Looks real dangerous.
Jack Reacher by DVelle March 10, 2021

Baby Jack Reacher 

A little man who thinks he's an action hero, but in reality is just a little man
Look at the little baby jack reacher over there, wearing his leather jacket and high boots, I'm gonna go lift him up.

Jack Reacharound 

Penetrating a partner from behind (anally or vaginally) and reaching around to manually stimulate their genitals while watching a Jack Reacher movie.
“We were watching Netflix when he gave me the most intense Jack Reacharound!
Jack Reacharound by megapeg November 16, 2018

Jack reacharound 

The feeling experienced of having your time wasted after watching a movie as bad as jack reacher.
Watching jack reacher was a real jack reacharound. That movie was so bad a reacharound would have been better.