jack defend

When you see someone is going to perform a Jack Attack, you slap them across the face and tell them not too do it or it will ruin their lives. Also wash their pillow the first chance you get.

Heard bill was gonna perform a Jack Attack, time to break out a Jack Defend

by gdotdog February 2, 2022

apple jack defense

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".

"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."

by zee July 9, 2006