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Jack and Crack 

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Drinking Jack Daniels and smoking Crack on top of a hill with your friends, while dressed up as witches.

Always done during the week of Halloween.
Randy: Well, I got the Jack
Thomas: And I got the Crack!
Randy: Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week. Let's do this!
Gerald: Everybody up the hill!
Jack and Crack by Richie Queijo November 3, 2017

Jack the Crack

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Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"
Jack the Crack by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021

Crack Jack 

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When you bust your nut solely from stroking your meat between the ass cheeks of your partner. There’s no penetration. Just friction from that ass crack.
I did the old crack jack last night and nutted all over the small of her back.

I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.
Crack Jack by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Butt crack jack

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Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.
Butt crack jack the little kid who gets smacked!
Butt crack jack by Farting Tim March 20, 2022

crack pot jack 

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a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.
steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"
crack pot jack by milkman78 December 18, 2015

jack in the crack 

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Jack in the Box
Im going to Jack in the crack for a burger, want one?
jack in the crack by P-Feezy October 3, 2003
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