3 definitions by eggybastard123

Gecko

A form of sexual activity first discovered in Newport. In the shower, when a bloke slithers his sausage inside of a females bumhole accidentally and the woman then scatters up the wall to get away.

Did you hear about Mark boy last night? He did the gecko on Tracy.

by eggybastard123 April 7, 2022

barnfield

A group of tubby farmers with pig like bodies. Commonly found in Shropshire sleeping around the family. Barnfield's also enjoy shitting in the park like mankey faggot dogs. Get turned by anything to do with the countryside e.g badgers, tractors and hay bails. These round fuckers should be imprisoned forever or just killled off as they are unpleasant people.

"i heard you met a barnfield at the party last week"
"yes, he was a looney midget freak"

by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021

Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.

" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"

by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021