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jack balling 

ay folk your ass need to stop jack balling
jack balling by lakieta April 11, 2008

Jack balling 

When you willingly cut ur nuts in half and you jack off with them using them as a cock ring
I walked in on my son jack balling...i was so disappointed.
Jack balling by XxKinkLordxX May 22, 2018

balling jack 

her pussy was so loose she was giving me a balling jack both at the same time and not feel a thing

Jack ballin 

Tricking off money u don't have , to get attention, or someone.

Blowing ur money on bullshit
Patrick got paid today, instead of playing bills he go jack balling on bitches
Jack ballin by Ryan Monroe/ hjb December 23, 2017

jack ballin 

Gettin a few balls of smokable drug and invitin the ho's to join in. Ends up the ones with the dope tell the ones without what to do for hits. Winds up being sex for drugs till ya run out.
lower the jeans and spread em for a while bitch.
Hike the skirt and crawl to that wall Come on back smoke my sausage then smoke the glass dick. Where were ya last night? We was jack ballin some girls from 12th street over at lennys house.
jack ballin by thik December 27, 2008

Jack Ballin 

In the famous words of Rob T. jack ballin is a term used when somebody has done you wrong
That jack ballin, Jukko ass nigga just stepped on my Timberlands
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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