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Jack Balling 

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.
My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.
Jack Balling by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Words you can keep

jack balling 

ay folk your ass need to stop jack balling
jack balling by lakieta April 11, 2008

Jack balling 

When you willingly cut ur nuts in half and you jack off with them using them as a cock ring
I walked in on my son jack balling...i was so disappointed.
Jack balling by XxKinkLordxX May 22, 2018

balling jack 

to insert your balls into a pussy
her pussy was so loose she was giving me a balling jack both at the same time and not feel a thing

Jack ballin 

Tricking off money u don't have , to get attention, or someone.

Blowing ur money on bullshit
Patrick got paid today, instead of playing bills he go jack balling on bitches
Jack ballin by Ryan Monroe/ hjb December 23, 2017

jack ballin 

Gettin a few balls of smokable drug and invitin the ho's to join in. Ends up the ones with the dope tell the ones without what to do for hits. Winds up being sex for drugs till ya run out.
lower the jeans and spread em for a while bitch.
Hike the skirt and crawl to that wall Come on back smoke my sausage then smoke the glass dick. Where were ya last night? We was jack ballin some girls from 12th street over at lennys house.
jack ballin by thik December 27, 2008

Jack Ballin 

In the famous words of Rob T. jack ballin is a term used when somebody has done you wrong
That jack ballin, Jukko ass nigga just stepped on my Timberlands
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