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HAND ME THAT JABUKA!!!”
HERE YOU GO!!”
by fazballs101 August 30, 2022
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KIKI_JABUKA

Absolute fucking geniuses, massive cpm (cock per mass) ratio. When you see a member of KIKI_JABUKA you instantly get hard without question. KIKI_JABUKA refuses colored people and people of jewish religion.
DAYUM, this KIKI_JABUKA member is absolutley on fire holy shit.
I want to be in KIKI_JABUKA but im black :(
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Jabuke

Jabuke (pronounced Juh-boook) is Croatian for the word Apple. However, Jabuke can also be used to describe annoying people and those who annoy you.

Jabuke is to only be used in an insulting manner unless you are Croatian.
Jabuke can also be a synonym for the word "Mambis"
Annoyed Person: Quit yer complanin' ya Jabuke! and stop being such a Mambis
by Daltonlovesmusic May 24, 2009
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Jabulate

1. To lightly jab a person or thing in the rib cage area
2. To have intercourse, with or without consent, with a man or woman
1. I jabulated your mom.
2. I jabulated her so hard she screamed
by Notme151 June 14, 2012
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Jabulani

When something goes wrong and it's all your fault, it's an excuse to try and rid yourself of any blame. This comes from the 2010 FIFA World Cup where the game ball, named the Jabulani, has been the target of complaint by goalkeepers and players alike to cover up poor play.
Pissed Guy: Dude, you just rear-ended my car!
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.

Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.

English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani
by FIFAJMF June 14, 2010
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Jabulani

1. (n) the purpose designed Adidas match ball for the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

2. (v) to mishit a ball with more power than necessary, resulting in the ball going over the bar/out of play/out of the stadium; resulting in

3. (v) to perform a task with a massively inappropriate or disproportionate level of force.
1. All the managers are using the Jabulani to cover their teams woeful performances.

2. Roberto Baggio with the penalty... He's Jabulanied it!

3. Militants in Gaza today fired a selection of rocks and sticks at illegal Israeli settlements; in retaliation, the Israeli Defence Force Jabulanied them.
by Rob Green's right hand June 19, 2010
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januka

A sri lankan term meaning a very handsome guy.
Girl 1 : Oh my god! look at that guy
Girl 2 : Oh wow he is very much a januka.
by janzi February 12, 2020
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