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Combination of the words Jabroni and Johnson

1:Penis.

2:Someone who thinks with or acts like a dick.

dude: "I'll give you my fat Jabronson."
dudette: "Sha ra, Quit bein' such a jabronson!"

jabronson by towner December 13, 2013

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Jasonson

A usually nice dude who's Japanese and is usually not active on social media

"that, dude is just like jasonson, he's never active"

Jasonson by Accurate definition guy! October 8, 2019

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jabronson • Jabronski • jabrandon • Jabronbox • Jabronsil • jabronster • Jabryson • Jasonson • Jabrone Zone • Jabronius Onius

jabrandon

you have big dick energy

wow you're really a jabrandon

jabrandon by wolfknight06 November 16, 2020

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Jabronsil

Combination of a retard and loser.

These jabronsils are using an spr!

Jabronsil by PoobyPoob January 5, 2023

Jabronbox

Derivative of jabronee. Jabronbox is someone that is acting like a pussy and being ridiculous.

That kid is such a jabronbox

Jabronbox by 237loko April 7, 2011

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Jabronski

A name for your friend or significant other when you would like them to feel extremely uncomfortable.

How’s it hangin jabronski

Jabronski by notaguy330 August 28, 2021

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jabronski

Plural of jabroni
when multiple people are being "fucking faggots" or "sons of bitches"

Josh: We failed the sped class

Me: You fucking jabronski

jabronski by lllppp October 19, 2022

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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