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The art of getting your dick sucked and cumming in their nose so that it slides down their throat
I gave your mum a jabobit last night
jabobit by HarryJamison May 3, 2016
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jacobitis 

Someone who gets mad really easy.
I was poking Drew and he got mad. He suffers from jacobitis.
jacobitis by Saul the god September 5, 2017
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Jaboited 

To trick, prank, or roast/make fun of
I created this bitch-ass word but a faglord jaboited me.
Jaboited by Savage the mistake November 9, 2018

jacobite111 

Jacobite111 is when a gamer starts playing really badly like he is on mobile. Nothing has changed but the gamer has not played in a while so is a little rusty and gets salty very easily!
'Ninja is playing like Jacobite111'
jacobite111 by TwinSync March 8, 2019
In a graffiti piece a Jabbit is a swirl, bubble, extension, design, connector, or any other given detail that isn't a letter. Can also be used to describe any number of people places things or movements.
POET: "Hey do you like the Jabbits I put coming off of the O?"
PULPO:"Its okay but it could use some more jibbitations."

OCHO: "I jabbited MELON last night. It was amazing."
jabbit by OCHO UI July 23, 2011
A Jobobi, more commonly known as a jahova witness, looks like shit. They usually come to your door when you are least expecting it and fuck your day up.... They try to convert us normal people to a religion that is fucked! they fuck each other, brothers, sisters and all! and they smell like shit!
Guy 1: "wow man, whos interrupting me at this time?"

guy 2: "what the fuck! he smells like shit! I think its one of them Jabobi's!"
Guy 1:" Holy fuck you're right, He's fucking his daughter on our doorstep!"
Jabobi by Dismal Pole204 October 3, 2009

Jacobita 

A cute, cuddly, teddy-bear type of guy. Typically short w/ poofy hair. He is quiet and tends to hang back around groups, but has a lot to say when he is noticed. He tends to be good friends w/ Mayas and Cheyennes.
You're a raptor, Jacobita.

Look, its Theodore, oh wait, it just Jacobita
Jacobita by Youshan'tneverknow March 29, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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