Jabobi 

A Jobobi, more commonly known as a jahova witness, looks like shit. They usually come to your door when you are least expecting it and fuck your day up.... They try to convert us normal people to a religion that is fucked! they fuck each other, brothers, sisters and all! and they smell like shit!

Guy 1: "wow man, whos interrupting me at this time?"

guy 2: "what the fuck! he smells like shit! I think its one of them Jabobi's!"
Guy 1:" Holy fuck you're right, He's fucking his daughter on our doorstep!"

Jabobi by Dismal Pole204 October 3, 2009

Jabonie 

Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.

You are such a Jabonie!!!!

Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015

jaboba 

jaboba

Dave: Hey man, how’s it goin??
Me:
Dave: Buddy?
Dave: You good?
Me: jaboba

jaboba by PresidentJobama August 10, 2019

jabbin' the rattle 

Any action but masturbation. To be used in the context of masturbation.

So, I was there jabbin' the rattle and my Mom walked in...

jabbin' the rattle by AASW September 14, 2011

jabbin the slaw 

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.

Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.

jabbin the slaw by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

Jabogies 

A mans junk.

Jess got mad at Ryan and accidentally kicked him in the jabogies.

Jabogies by tayla lee ann! October 11, 2009

Jabobhead 

A Jabobhead is a special term for someone who most knobheads would be ashamed to call their own!

AM, JC AMEER.. Stop being such a Jabobhead..

Jabobhead by ubmaan February 11, 2009