j. lo

a slut with a HUMOUNGUS ass who ruined ben affleck

ben affleck was so cool until j.lo banged him

by kayla April 27, 2004

j. lo

Someone whose ass looks even worse ever since she had her ribs removed.

Ew it's just gross and looking. :-&

by amethyst April 22, 2005

j. lo

1. An irony in the making.
2. Future loser of the J-S Competition.
3. A young lady who prances around shamelessly, don't you know?

I did 7000 math competitions against Sran and won exactly 3500 of them! I'm such a J.Lo!

by Mathemagician 105 May 12, 2005

j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

j lo

big ol' butt

Jennifer Lopez

by john batey January 30, 2003

J-Lo

An SUV (or full size sedan) which is parked in a space marked "compact" in the mall parking lot or public garage. The lack of available space forces the rear end of the said vehicle to stick out of neighboring cars that are smaller.

"Look at that J-Lo parked next to you! How did she even fit that thing in there?!"

The mall parking patrol looks specifically for those J-Los parked illegally in the compact spaces.

by Empire of the Moon February 18, 2007

j lo

a woman with a very sexy, juicy,bodonkadonk ass

i dono shes hot

by jon jones December 10, 2003