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When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.
Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.
j fuck by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019
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National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day 

Boys get to fuck girls whose name starts with a ‘j’. This day is on April 12 . This is the day to lose your virginities ladies. You can’t say no if your asked .
National fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day

are :
Jacklyn,Jenny,jasmine,jocelyn,Jamie,Jenna,
Juliana,julissa,Jennifer,Jessica,jayla,Julia,juliet, Josephine,joana, Jane,janelle,jaslyn,Judith ,Janna,and Janeth,

j fucking k 

Something Ariana Grande once said in a tweet from September 27, 2018, in which she was retweeting herself.
Ariana Grande: “everything will be okay”
Ariana Grande: “j fucking k
j fucking k by shedoesntgohere January 13, 2021

J Fucked 

“gator get the gravy! He gettin J Fucked!”
J Fucked by Thankyou720 December 29, 2020

J Fucked 

Gator, get the gravy! He’s gettin J Fucked!
J Fucked by Thankyou720 December 29, 2020

fuckin j's 


group of 3 friends. 2 lovely girls and a decent looking guy. they are called the fuckin j's because each one of their names begins with the letter j. they are notoriously known for vandalizing bathrooms even though they SWEAR it wasnt them, hardcore moshing at concerts and when they're not rocking your face, the 610 is where they wreck havoc. all 3 also know every line to the movie "means girls" by heart and can and will quote lines for hours on end.
"the fuckin j's blow my mind"
fuckin j's by i<3thefuckinj's November 19, 2006

T mutha fuckin j

Fucking people with a rake.
Cover your anus it's t mutha fuckin j
T mutha fuckin j by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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