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Alex J Montero 

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!
You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
When you finger a girl in the asshole and she decides to drop a poop on your hand and finish it off with a "sorry"
You gave me a J-Mong, wtf!!
J-Mong by Dirty gates May 17, 2011

j money jeff 

Greatest of all time. GOAT

The single greatest human being on earth.
Person #1: Who's j money jeff?
Person #2: That's easy, he's the GOAT!
One of east coast's biggest hard ass's and street fighter. He is a YouTube star known for an extremely pissy attitude and horrible fighting skills. Along his path of greatness he has taken down many legends including: Hoagie Fucker, Pubeless Porta, and countless others. He is becoming increasingly popular with his film career within Temptation Productions. Himself, along with the help of those working with Temptation Productions, have created an internet sensation of beatdowns, spoofs, and hilarious video and film. He is also co-owner of Gay Money Records, along with his twin brother, Gay Moula, and an up and coming rap star. He has been referred to by others as "The Worst Rapper Alive".
Steve: Have you seen the latest J-MONEYBEATDOWN on YouTube?

Logan: Yea, J-Money's videos are the best thing I have ever seen in my life!
J-Money by TProds July 9, 2010

Alex J Montero 

Guy - Hey is that Alex J Montero?
You - Yeah he is awesome
Alex J Montero by APEX1215 February 8, 2021
A slang term for a name starting with J. Most likely a white suburban or hockey boy of sorts that acts hard and gangsta
Check out J-Money, rockin the burberry shit and fresh kicks
J-Money by NYCBALLA21 March 15, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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