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another word for "come on"

heard in michael jackson's BAD song
j'mon we're gonna be late!
j'mon by rquizzle August 5, 2008
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Alex J Montero 

The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!
You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
When you finger a girl in the asshole and she decides to drop a poop on your hand and finish it off with a "sorry"
You gave me a J-Mong, wtf!!
J-Mong by Dirty gates May 17, 2011

j money jeff 

Greatest of all time. GOAT

The single greatest human being on earth.
Person #1: Who's j money jeff?
Person #2: That's easy, he's the GOAT!
One of east coast's biggest hard ass's and street fighter. He is a YouTube star known for an extremely pissy attitude and horrible fighting skills. Along his path of greatness he has taken down many legends including: Hoagie Fucker, Pubeless Porta, and countless others. He is becoming increasingly popular with his film career within Temptation Productions. Himself, along with the help of those working with Temptation Productions, have created an internet sensation of beatdowns, spoofs, and hilarious video and film. He is also co-owner of Gay Money Records, along with his twin brother, Gay Moula, and an up and coming rap star. He has been referred to by others as "The Worst Rapper Alive".
Steve: Have you seen the latest J-MONEYBEATDOWN on YouTube?

Logan: Yea, J-Money's videos are the best thing I have ever seen in my life!
J-Money by TProds July 9, 2010

Alex J Montero 

Guy - Hey is that Alex J Montero?
You - Yeah he is awesome
Alex J Montero by APEX1215 February 8, 2021
A slang term for a name starting with J. Most likely a white suburban or hockey boy of sorts that acts hard and gangsta
Check out J-Money, rockin the burberry shit and fresh kicks
J-Money by NYCBALLA21 March 15, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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