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An acronym primarily used on the internet for "I would fuck that."

Upon viewing an uggo with a body-oddy on an image board, I posted "iwft" with both satisfaction and a twinge of self-disgust.

iwft by spillinspaghetti June 6, 2018

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iwftsooyagyah

I will fuck the shit out of you and give you a hickey

Damn girl iwftsooyagyah right now.

iwftsooyagyah by Lea the baddie March 31, 2021

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Iwftsoou

I would fuck the shit out of you

Iwftsoou sorry but ur short and ugly no thanks bye than he cries like a lil bitch i

Iwftsoou by Hehe 😜 😈 wxyz abc 123 January 21, 2023

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iwftsooyiylm

"I would fuck the shit out of you if you let me."

Girl you are so fine, IWFTSOOYIYLM!

iwftsooyiylm by onshaee February 10, 2017

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iwfta

"i wanna fuck that ass"

Guy #1: Shaniqua is hot!!
Guy#2: Yeah, iwfta tonight

iwfta by RealDicks June 1, 2018

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Iwftsotn

I will fuck the shit outta this nigga

“What does your note say?”
“Oh the “Iwftsotn”?”
“Yeah”
“I will fuck the shit outta this nigga”

Iwftsotn by Danielle____ May 30, 2023

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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