Ivronics

Meaning white talk; opposite of Ebonics.
basically language from the 1950's. See: Leave It To Beaver for more info.

Wow Sandy Sue, that movie was swell.
Jimmy is a bright and keen math student.
Matthew, doesn't she look terrific?
How are you all doing today?

by Steven Welch October 30, 2004

ivronics

enunciated ebonics. re-translating ebonics and ebonic phrases into longer sentences that pronounce "ing" sounds and exclude the use of apostrophes.

Whenever he talks jive, it turns into ivronics: What is up, my brothers? Do you 'home-eez' have enough 'scrilla' to get into the club? Shit, I have been busting my ass all week, and I do not make enough 'cheddar' to buy 'cabbage.' I am not down with that. Do you understand what I am trying to say?

by Paris Satanus January 1, 2008

Ivronics

The opposite of Ebonics;white speech.It involves speaking with proper english and enunciate while using slang,mainly slang made up by caucasians.It can be easily recognized when a person tries to sound cool but sounds quite white and corny.

white kid: hey bro,what is up?
black kid: um nothin much,man. whats good with you?
white kid: feeling better,had the squirts just yesterday.
black kid: what?
white kid: nevermind dude....hey do you know if anything is popping tonight,home boy?
black kid: haha look man,i know you wanna sound cool n shit but the ivronics only makes you sound hella corny.

by sfGIANT89 November 13, 2011

ivonics

The caucasian paralell to ebonics, basically whitespeech. Make frequent use of the word, "dude," "sup" and "football!!!" Less creative than its pigmentally gifted brother, it is slowly being abandoned by more impressionable white people for evonics, a cross of the two spoken by wankstas.

Aw dude, lets play some football! Yee-haw!

by Macadaciouse November 7, 2004

ivoronics

Language used primarily by whites, or that is characteristic of western-European ghettos. (Not necessarily discriminatory or racist.)

What is he, Texan? Tennessee, maybe? I can barely follow his ivoronics.

by Mike Pritt September 7, 2007

ivonics

Has gained legitamancy now that Webster-Merriam dictionary now includes "nukular" as a proper pronunciation of nuclear thanks to prez Bush Jr.

"We must show strategery in dealing with 'nukular' powers", Bush said.

by mrmulan May 13, 2005

ivonics

Derived from the word "ivory," similar to "ebonics."

Definition: white people lingo

I pride myself on being able to sound semi-articulate when communicating with a professor, however, when I'm get wit my homies, it's like total ivonics up in herrrr.

by Lexi-Lulu December 4, 2009