4 definitions by Turtleproof

heel

Poor behavior from one person to another, especially a man to a woman.

"I was such a heel for saying your boyfriend is a wet turd."

by Turtleproof January 22, 2009

burgerslam

To be met by an abrupt, unexpected, and overwhelming force. It is often used with an exclamation point at the terminus of the word even when not used at the end of a sentence.

"Pardon me, dear lady, had you beheld the man that was earlier today struck by a comet?"
"My stars, it was a burgerslam! the likes of which I have never seen!"

by Turtleproof July 19, 2007

wzum

When you have a problem child that keeps irritating you, it just bad.

"It was like someone put down toilet paper, dropped a deuce on it, then put more toilet paper on it, making like a doodoo lasagna that swole up. It was WZUM."

by Turtleproof January 24, 2012

ingodnito

A person who expresses belief in a deity and participates in a religion, yet does not believe in a god. Activities such as attending church are a camouflage in order to be socially accepted.

"I saw her write 'Christian/Other' on her public profile, but she told me she doesn't believe in God."

"Dude! She's totally ingodnito!"

by Turtleproof January 31, 2010