itarb

deez but lover <3

im such a itarb for you

itarb by ballsinyooojawd October 17, 2021

itar 

a tar which you are diped in, once hardened replaces your skin for a much harder almost exoskeleton like shell.
Itar can replace many everyday things like clothes, body armour, its weather proof, and comes in a slick black finish like this shit is nice, slick black finish you be like shwooosh shwooo its like my hair slick black. anyways itar is the future. the only side effect is that your body underneath the itar becomes slightly gelatinous.

vin diesel uses itar, enough said!

itar by tyler2044 August 7, 2008

iharb

I Have A Raging Boner

A term to say when a hot ass girl walks by you wearing booty shorts or yoga pants.

* hot ass girl walks by*

Trayvon: "GOD DAYUM! I cant explain how fat that ass is but iharb!"

Deonte: "Yo bro wtf does iharb mean?"

Trayvon: "I Have A Raging Boner"

iharb by I Am Bueno April 17, 2014

itard 

One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.

itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".

itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".

itard by roflskates March 3, 2007

Itaboo 

Relating to Weeaboo. Someone who is non-Italian who claims to be so. Itaboo's mostly know nothing about the history or culture. Some may go as far to claim they speak Italian, but when someone asks them to speak it without their shitty Google Translate, they get reckt.

Did you hear that Ugly chick in Math claim she is Italian? Her ancestors may have been Italian, but that shit dosen't mean she has Italian blood in Her body. God what an Itaboo

Itaboo by UrbanRetard July 20, 2016

iTard 

Someone who stands in line to spends hundreds of dollars on Apple products.

Johhny stood in line for three days to buy that new iPhone. He's such an iTard.

iTard by Matt Hallmark August 11, 2007

iTard 

self-centered duchebag overly impressed with their apple products.

My sister just got an iPad and never puts it away. What an iTard!

iTard by AAAlexxx November 29, 2010