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Italian Princess 

A female, of partial or full italian descent, who defines herself/flaunts her nationality in an obnoxious, ethnocentric manner. Speaks only few Italian slang/curse words, brags about going to Italy/having family in Italy. May be called a "guidette" or "guido girl". Has italian reflector stickers on her $30,000 car which her parents paid for. Wears "Italian Princess" tank tops. Is frequently covered in Juicy Couture, carrys Louis Vuitton bag(s) and wears Chanel/Gucci sheild sunglasses or mirrored aviators. Wears her black or bleached hair with extensions in a "poof" or tightly binded slicked ponytail. Wears ugg(ly) boots with pre-ripped denim mini skirts and leggings. Gets weekly "mani's and pedi's" and goes tanning - often resulting in an odd orange leathery glow. Is usually from Staten Island, labled a BENNY - (Bergen/Bayonne,Essex,Newark,New York). Has a raspy or high pitched abrasive voice. Is usually found in clubs or lounges sloppy on Grey Goose ("goose") scoping for meatheads. Is usually unemployed/gold digging.
Bro #1: "yo dude, did you see that tan hooker outside of XS in Seaside?"

Bro #2: "nah man.. that was just some busted ass Italian Princess"
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Italian Princess 

A slender female beauty with hazel eyes, a garnish of golden brown hair, enlightened with respect for Quality and Tradition, seasoned with a touch of sassy, cordial, outgoing, personality, tempered with a compasonate demeanor. Born under zodiac sign Aries!
The Italian princess had mesmerized the crowd with her beauty and charm.
Italian Princess by Bopper108 June 12, 2018
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008