italian isolation

to be in a small shower naked with 4 italian girls while they wash eachother

"what did you guys do last night?"

"oh just some italian isolation."

by el fen August 18, 2009

Italian Isolationist

Nickname giving to Kobe Bryant by the respected, esteemed, and distinguished sports analyst Colin Cowherd.

note to readers: the akron hammer, a popular new name for Lebron James, is an urban legend invented by an unreliable source in sports.

Game Script:

"The pass to Kobe, and he sinks an amazing spinning fadeaway shot!"
"Oh my goodness..."
"That right there, was a walk in the park for the Italian Isolationist."

by dirtdog177 November 11, 2009

Italian Isolationist

Nickname given to Kobe Bryant by Colin Cowherd of Sports Nation.

The Italian Isolationist could easily take the Akron Hammer in a game of 1-on-1

by CrunchyDeluxe November 10, 2009

italian isolationist

a nickname for kobe bryant by that guy on sportsnation

yo man the italian isolationist is better than the akron hammer!

by gmac1993 November 20, 2009

The Italian Isonaltionalist

Someone who is born and raised in Italy and comes to USA to DOMNIATE THE NBA To win Multi Championships, Given to the likes of Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant, who has Multi titles unlike the Lebron "Akron Hammer" Loser James who has 0 and has been Dominated by The Italian Isolationist.

Way to go Colin but I hate the USC Love Fest, Real CFB is in THE SEC

Roll Tide Roll

The Italian Isonaltionalist

The Way Kobe Bryant Isolates himself from the opponent to do a jump back fade away and hit a 3 right in their face, or drive right up the middle to put it in someones face. Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant!

by JdPat04, from VleSports. RTR!! November 17, 2009

Italian Isolationist

Terrible nickname given to Kobe Bryant that is no where close to LeBron James nickname the "Akron Hammer" on any level.

Colin faile when he named Kobe Bryant the "Italian Isolationist"

by TsteelCity36 November 10, 2009