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Italian Isolationist 

Nickname giving to Kobe Bryant by the respected, esteemed, and distinguished sports analyst Colin Cowherd.

note to readers: the akron hammer, a popular new name for Lebron James, is an urban legend invented by an unreliable source in sports.
Game Script:

"The pass to Kobe, and he sinks an amazing spinning fadeaway shot!"
"Oh my goodness..."
"That right there, was a walk in the park for the Italian Isolationist."
Italian Isolationist by dirtdog177 November 11, 2009

Italian Isolationist 

Nickname given to Kobe Bryant by Colin Cowherd of Sports Nation.
The Italian Isolationist could easily take the Akron Hammer in a game of 1-on-1

italian isolationist 

a nickname for kobe bryant by that guy on sportsnation
yo man the italian isolationist is better than the akron hammer!
italian isolationist by gmac1993 November 20, 2009

The Italian Isonaltionalist 

Someone who is born and raised in Italy and comes to USA to DOMNIATE THE NBA To win Multi Championships, Given to the likes of Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant, who has Multi titles unlike the Lebron "Akron Hammer" Loser James who has 0 and has been Dominated by The Italian Isolationist.

Way to go Colin but I hate the USC Love Fest, Real CFB is in THE SEC

Roll Tide Roll
The Italian Isonaltionalist

The Way Kobe Bryant Isolates himself from the opponent to do a jump back fade away and hit a 3 right in their face, or drive right up the middle to put it in someones face. Kobe "The Italian Isolationist" Bryant!

Italian Isolationist 

Terrible nickname given to Kobe Bryant that is no where close to LeBron James nickname the "Akron Hammer" on any level.
Colin faile when he named Kobe Bryant the "Italian Isolationist"
Italian Isolationist by TsteelCity36 November 10, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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