Refers to a person who has not had sex for a while. Often resulting in over masturbation and a flacid penis. If the individual persits in not getting laid symptoms can progress to homoeroticism, wrist cramps and desperation. (that may lead to sex with becca ahhhhh!!)
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.