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Issie
Issie by Dondoestalaleche November 30, 2020
issie
A beautiful girl that people love to be around. She is amazingly clever and everyone loves her. She can get anyone she wants and she is funny and great to be around. Issie is the most beautiful and perfect person to be with.
issie by Sophie Dee June 2, 2021
issie
Issie is the most amazing listener you will ever meet. You can go to her with all your troubles and she will drop everything just listen to you, make sure you are okay and give you advice no matter what she is going through herself. Issie is a vibrant party girl! She likes a good old drink and dance at the club and makes all the boys around her stare.
You can often stop her in her own little world dancing/singing in the middle of a store.
Let’s not forget about her amazing style of clothing & music.
If you don’t fall in love with this attractive girl then you must have some serious issues, you’d be lucky to have such a caring girl in your life.
But don’t get on the bad side of her because she always wins any argument with facts, not insults.
You can often stop her in her own little world dancing/singing in the middle of a store.
Let’s not forget about her amazing style of clothing & music.
If you don’t fall in love with this attractive girl then you must have some serious issues, you’d be lucky to have such a caring girl in your life.
But don’t get on the bad side of her because she always wins any argument with facts, not insults.
issie by get a grip loser December 20, 2021
Dirty Issie
Dirty Issie by currently shitting <3 uwu October 4, 2021
Jeogiyo nuna hokshi namjachingu isseoyo?
Jeogiyo nuna hokshi namjachingu isseoyo? by Stanstraykids__ February 20, 2020
parent issues
When you have shitty parents leading you to have mommy and daddy issues. Unfortunately for you, you had to stay with one regardless of how incapable they were of caring for you. You often wonder what will become of you but if you stop and think for a bit then you'll realize that their bitch asses could have made you biologically but not psychologically. Show em what they're missing!
Mom: I'm going to a party for Christmas, don't know where you're going...
Spawn: .....oh, well I didn't have any plans but I guess I'll just stay here and study...
Dad: (Non-existent)
(Poor kid has parent issues)
Spawn: .....oh, well I didn't have any plans but I guess I'll just stay here and study...
Dad: (Non-existent)
(Poor kid has parent issues)
parent issues by Unjustlybroken November 22, 2017
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