1. A universal holiday which was started on the 21st of May in 2010. It is the holiday enjoyed by many adults and children alike where people celebrate the truthful fact that "Jordan is Stupid." It starts on the 21st of every month and lasts for exactly 30 days or until the 21st of the next month.
1. During Jordan is Stupid Month
Q: "Hey, why does your mom smell like eggplants?"
A: "Because Jordan is Stupid."
Today's younger generation is so stupid. They are attached to their phones 24/7 (this is coming from a teen by the way, not a boomer), can't use certain words like "gullible" and read a damn book! The irony is that the leftist young generation has voted for a boomer president more stupider than them.
Mark Dice: How many stars are presently on the American Flag?
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.